“Dear White People” Kills White People

Recently there was an announcement of a new Netflix production of a show called Dear White People based on the film of the same name. It is a sarcastic funny different perspective on what life looks like for black students in the world of college education. It offers a new standard of what is acceptable for white people to do or not do in order to understand and respect black people. For many of us white people this would be something we are doing for the very first time. However, there are some Americans (mostly on twitter it seems) who have said that this show will bring about “White Genocide” No I am not making this up. You can’t make shit like this up. Here is my response to those white American’s who are cancelling their Netflix subscription because they claim they are creating a show which will begin a white genocide. This is a bit of a rant so please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.

Shhhh, nobody tell the white people cancelling their Netflix subscription over Dear White People that the show Empire is on Hulu. Now you gotta cancel that subscription too. Oh and stop listening to all songs with black singers and rappers because that’s how they are going to finance their “White Genocide.” Oh and Blackish, the award winning comedy is on ABC. So stop watching anything on ABC who also owns Disney. Damn it!! Didn’t see that one coming did ya? Gotta cancel that. Aw, that means no more cartoons for the kids. But saving their precious white lives is more important right #WhiteLivesMatter. So now you gotta stop paying to see Dory or Moana (She’s black) or Elsa or the new Cars 3 (McQueen’s tires are black), Oh ya did you know 45 of the 67 Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots are Black? So that’s right you gotta STOP WATCHING the NFL. Cancel that NFL Season pass and Sunday ticket right away. No Super Bowl for you this year. And I won’t even tell you how many other NFL players are black. White people you could NOT handle it. Suffice it to say that you all have just become hockey fans. I don’t even have the heart to tell you 6 out of the 9 cast members on HBO’s Ballers are black so pick up the phone and tell HBO just how racist you are and how you won’t put up with all these blacks on TV and the internet threatening to kill you by being on TV and the internet. That’s right, you call and tell em you don’t care if you can’t watch Game of Thrones, Girls, True Detective, Insecure – wait, that’s an all black cast (mostly) too. Well there you go. The blacks ARE taking over and getting things set to launch their master plan, “White Genocide.” Call HBO, You tell em how you are cancelling your subscription and how obviously HBO now stands for HOME of the BLACK OVERLOARDS! Then fire up your internet browser and fire Amazon (Amazons: large black women who lived deep in the rainforests of Brazil) for Carrying “Being Mary Jane.” They have all 4 seasons. Starting this weekend better boycott Saturday Night Live and everything NBC too because you know 4 SNL cast members are black. It’s only a matter of time before the blacks rise up and start killing all the white people around them. We can only hope Alec Baldwin survives. Speaking of blacks killing people have you seen the way Michonne is threatening EVERY WHITE PERSON IN AMERICA with that sword?michonne_katana

And that other black guy (Morgan) with his staff and those other black people (Sasha and Gabriel oh and King Ezekiel) with their guns and fists and tigers and violence. This show (the walking dead) on AMC (which you now need to call and cancel as well) is just code for Blacks to say “White America your days are numbered. You are the Walking Dead”. The White Genocide is coming! So call and cancel, cancel it all. I’m not even gonna tell you what is happening on BET right this minute. What’s the point anyway if we (white people) are all gonna die? But as a last ditch effort, Call your congressmen, call your representatives and let em know. White Genocide is a comin! Beg them to protect you if they can. Call the police to protect you – except the black ones of course ‘cause they’ll kill ya. Call the National Guard but not those who are darker than a paper bag, cause they’ll kill ya. Call the armed forces, except those servicemen and women who had grandparents who were slaves cause they’ll kill ya! Call the president! Wait don’t call the president, he just tweeted @realDonaldTrump “White people are being treated so unfairly by Netflix. Just cancelled White House Netflix account, Will not support White Genocide, Complete disaster. Black people prepare for nuclear war” So now white people run into the streets screaming to the world “The White Genocide is coming. Start hoarding Mayonnaise, Boxed wine, Tater Tots, Apple Juice and Caviar. This is the end for us all!”


Ok, I am catching my breath and have calmed down a little. Now I know enough white people and I can confirm a few things. They like to believe they are the best at anything they do. In this case I can say they are right. I have never seen such an epic level overreaction at such a completely asinine level before. Congratulations White people this has got to be the best dumbest racist bullshit ever. And one last thing, If you think a black female co-ed like the one from Dear White People is on her way to your house to kill you because she schooled you on what it means to be black, you are the kind of pussy (sorry ladies) only trump will grab.


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Help Unclog my Blog!

cabbage (Photo credit: uberculture) Could this be the vegetable of the century ?

I am at a loss. How can anyone blog everyday and still think they have more to say without knowing they are really just wasting peoples time with their rants, raves, opinions, troll like behavior, profiling, gossip, slander, make up tips, get rich quick schemes, and invitations to participate in an anonymous cheese eating challenge for closet vegans. Well friends, I am here to tell you I HATE BLOGS! God, I hate them SOOOO much I think I am starting to hate myself right this minute as I am writing these very words. In fact, I’m now just typing with one finger because my other hand is reaching for my throat in an attempt to choke the life out of me. “Stop it right hand. What the hell!?” (sdfghjk dfghiporgt b ivbper gv ef vb) Oh great! Now my right hand (trg bt v ntwrv ewrg) is pounding my left hand while I try (bjniwrgv  vo3trb bv[tr bgt) to type the rest of (vttgw  b tr) this blog. Just a minute… I’ll be right back. …  …  … … Okay, I’m back now with my right arm duct taped to my torso. HA! take that you self righteous right arm! As I was saying. Blogging sucks (well just most of it) and I think there are way too many people who have taken this free speech thing FAR too far.

They’ve got to be stopped. So I will dedicate the place on the world wide web that we all know and love as MickGee’s Madness to seek out and bring to light these offending bloggers and set things right. I WILL find them. I WILL troll them. I WILL highlight them and comment about them on my blog. Yeah (awkward pause) that’ll show em!

Just to give you an idea of the things I have read. Listen up and be amazed. There are people with blogs with the following titles. You tell me if any of these will make you instantly barf like I did.

1) Catwatch Day 65 Hairballs Ahoy!

2) My Colonoscopy (a Video Blog)

3) Girls, what to wear when there’s an itch down there.

4) Gee I just saw G I Joe.

5) What’s App Doc!?

6) How to beat your girl and get away with it – a six part series on woman torture.

7) How “other people” are still not better than whites

8) Obama don’t got no momma. How our president is really just a clone

9) Pull my finger – a list of the best fart gags and jokes of the 20th century.

10) The Steaming Pile – how to tell the health of any living creature from it’s poo.

These are but a few examples of the kinds of things people think is okay to post on the internet and have you waste your time reading. If you’re like me I don’t have time to waste reading total nonsense. Especially those blogs with so many words. Seriously people. Come on! Because of twitter I can barely read more than 140 characters at a time. So you are lucky if I can make it through your 500 word blog on why Cabbage is the vegetable of the century.

Stay tuned next time for more MickGee’s Madness!